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As I am sure everyone else has, I have a favorite place to sit when I watch TV / play my video games. Some people like to sit, I like to lay down and lounge when I do said activities. My couch has the perfect view of everything, pillows to support my back and my head and enough space for my legs just in case a nap happens to catch me.

The problem is that my cat and I have the same exact favorite seat in the apartment. Whenever I get up off the couch to relieve myself of bodily fluids or replenish my body with sustenance I have to deal with Pam, my cat, who swoops in very Ninja-like to steal my seat. Coming back to my seat, I now have to deal with whether or not I want one of the inferior seats or be a jack ass and move a seemingly innocent cat who just wants to lounge back as much as I do. There is always a power struggle for the perfect seat and I am unsure how far the cat will go to secure the seat. For anyone that has cat(s), they know that they aren't dealing with simpletons, they are dealing maniacal crazed beasts that are capable of far worse than imaginations can conjure.

My favorite seat:

The perfect view: